I'm a Potterhead and Tribute who fights in the Game of Thrones like a la femme Nikita. I hunt with brothers Winchesters and Salvatores Once Upon a Time. I stay Awake to Avenge everything.
Countdown to DH2 Cap-aton: Favorite Goblet of Fire Caps — I don’t care about how you feel about Robert Pattison. This isn’t about Twilight. I especially don’t give two shits, yes, I just said that, about the AVPM Hufflepuff lines. It’s annoying. You’re being annoying. Yes, I said that, too for once. Some of you just take it too far, replacing Rowling’s say-so’s with that crap. It was fun then, but now it’s just far beyond irksome. Yea, I went there. Then there is that horrible, horrible black-and-yellow “song”. Furthermore, I am not disappointed in too much, but I am that Rowling didn’t show Hufflepuff enough love, even if she says she has some Hufflepuff in her. I don’t care if you think Hufflepuff is the throw away house because other characters said it was. If you listened to everything the other characters said, then we’d think only evil, jackasses are Slytherins, smart asses or freak of nature weirdos are Ravenclaws, and that Gryffindors are full of people who mistake bravery and hotheadedness, who just do crazy shit unthinkingly. Analyze that. Anyway, just take a look at this moment. Go have a little reread on what the Goblet of Fire symbolizes and then if you conclude that this house is nothing, then you need to go deeper. Inception for all I care. This cup, the Goblet of Fire, chose Cedric Diggory, a Hufflepuff. One who would have stood up and fought at the Final Battle if he were there, too. Don’t forget which house stood up first. The world needs some levelheadedness or this entire infrastructure would collapse on itself and my dears, if nothing else, that’s why Hufflepuffs are here. We get along with almost all kinds of people in comparison to anyone else. Did everyone like/get along with bully Draco, chosen boy Potter, and Loony? Ah, no. (Making a point there, not poking). Everyone seemed to like Cedric. We’re the glue. And even though we’re picked on based on misinformation and miscalculations, we are still the chillest bunch of people you’ll ever meet. Maybe one day you’ll realize how not very smart you sound. Our makeup is not depended upon the words and insults of others. We’re not made of paper. Don’t tell me I’m taking this too siriusly. That’s riddikulus. House unity!
are actually not funny.
They’re all illogical first of all but they’re actually not even close to being funny. Really. Really listen to the “jokes”. They aren’t. I can’t even stand that stupid Finders “joke” either. I know what it’s from but it’s actually rather slow-witted due to its illogicality. And even worse is fatuous “jigglypuff” bullshittery. Furthermore, how can we might as well be a Muggle or a Squib? How does that even begin to make sense that someone who’s laid back and easy going = not a wizard? Oh! My bad. Didn’t realize that was a wizardry criteria. Don’t tell me I’m taking this too siriusly either.
The basic foundation of all your so-called jokes is poor. So laugh up now. You’re only showing me your weaknesses. Just remember the honey badger is the most fearless animal in the world. So if we wanted to strike back, you would be utterly defenseless. However, we don’t give a lion or snake’s tail or even an eagle’s wing about that. Do us a favor a hush it — leave us be. If you also dare to come to my ask with a Hufflepuff joke, I will put you to shame — just saying. I’m not trying to be mean because my energy isn’t worth that. It’s out of utter annoyance. I will shame you. You don’t want a Hufflepuff enemy.
GPOY! GUYS. YOU GUISE! MY FRIEND FINISHED MY HUFFLEPUFF SCARF! YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE JOY THAT HAS TAKEN OVER MY BODY! Well, me taking so many pictures of myself should say I guess XD. This is officially really creepy but that’s okay because I am so EXCITED right now!
Wooooah. I am NOT an all-knower. I know a bit, I exercise the Google, and run a good blog made of graphics. That’s it. My memory is as small and fragmented as they come.
I don’t think that was the purpose of their placement though. It was mentioned by Dumbledore, if I’m recalling correctly, that perhaps they sort too soon so that’s a contributing factor. But other than that, it was said that the sorting hat almost put Hermione in Ravenclaw but went with Gryffindor instead. (And I certainly don’t agree with putting all the clever people in one house by the way). I also have this theory that the sorting hat can see more than what we have on the surface of our thoughts — like it has a sense of the future and can see what we’d do if such and such a scenario came up. I’d also suggest reading this.
And as a Hufflepuff, I am offended that people want to throw Neville in Hufflepuff. I know why it seems plausible that he should go there based on stereotypes. But like Hermione, Neville grew into dare, nerve, and chivalry. I mean, these kids are 11ish and to put them in a house based on their childhood occurrences alone is a bit judgmental and handicapping.
It’s almost saying that because I’m smart like a Ravenclaw, I can never be a brave Gryffindor. It’s saying because I’m currently brave, I can’t turn out to be a cunning Slytherin. I seem very Ravenclaw, but behind my intelligence, creativity, and wit is a Hufflepuff foundation of hard work, patience, loyalty, and dedication — which makes that and the rest (determined is a Slytherin trait and loyalty is also a Gryffindor trait) possible. If anything, we’re a balance and that doesn’t mean we’re the rejected pile. I’d rather be balanced to be honest. And I’ve turned this into defending Hufflepuff (lol) but that’s what I have to say.
I saw our mascot on my dash, and decided to finally fix it up.
Feel free to use it however you like! :3
