019. While in school, Tonks played mean tricks on the Slytherins, one including changing all their robes to Hufflepuff robes. She was forced to change them all back by hand. 

Countdown to DH2 Cap-aton: Favorite Goblet of Fire Caps — I don’t care about how you feel about Robert Pattison. This isn’t about Twilight. I especially don’t give two shits, yes, I just said that, about the AVPM Hufflepuff lines. It’s annoying. You’re being annoying. Yes, I said that, too for once. Some of you just take it too far, replacing Rowling’s say-so’s with that crap. It was fun then, but now it’s just far beyond irksome. Yea, I went there. Then there is that horrible, horrible black-and-yellow “song”. Furthermore, I am not disappointed in too much, but I am that Rowling didn’t show Hufflepuff enough love, even if she says she has some Hufflepuff in her. I don’t care if you think Hufflepuff is the throw away house because other characters said it was. If you listened to everything the other characters said, then we’d think only evil, jackasses are Slytherins, smart asses or freak of nature weirdos are Ravenclaws, and that Gryffindors are full of people who mistake bravery and hotheadedness, who just do crazy shit unthinkingly. Analyze that. Anyway, just take a look at this moment. Go have a little reread on what the Goblet of Fire symbolizes and then if you conclude that this house is nothing, then you need to go deeper. Inception for all I care. This cup, the Goblet of Fire, chose Cedric Diggory, a Hufflepuff. One who would have stood up and fought at the Final Battle if he were there, too. Don’t forget which house stood up first. The world needs some levelheadedness or this entire infrastructure would collapse on itself and my dears, if nothing else, that’s why Hufflepuffs are here. We get along with almost all kinds of people in comparison to anyone else. Did everyone like/get along with bully Draco, chosen boy Potter, and Loony? Ah, no. (Making a point there, not poking). Everyone seemed to like Cedric. We’re the glue. And even though we’re picked on based on misinformation and miscalculations, we are still the chillest bunch of people you’ll ever meet. Maybe one day you’ll realize how not very smart you sound. Our makeup is not depended upon the words and insults of others. We’re not made of paper. Don’t tell me I’m taking this too siriusly. That’s riddikulus. House unity!

DO YOU SEE THE HUFFLEPUFFS? 

opposites attract ; this is for angela. i was trying to tell her that slytherpuff is the best lover combination and she doesn’t believe me. this relationship would work. trust me!

Your Hufflepuff “jokes” 

are actually not funny.

They’re all illogical first of all but they’re actually not even close to being funny. Really. Really listen to the “jokes”. They aren’t. I can’t even stand that stupid Finders “joke” either. I know what it’s from but it’s actually rather slow-witted due to its illogicality. And even worse is fatuous “jigglypuff” bullshittery. Furthermore, how can we might as well be a Muggle or a Squib? How does that even begin to make sense that someone who’s laid back and easy going = not a wizard? Oh! My bad. Didn’t realize that was a wizardry criteria. Don’t tell me I’m taking this too siriusly either.

The basic foundation of all your so-called jokes is poor. So laugh up now. You’re only showing me your weaknesses. Just remember the honey badger is the most fearless animal in the world. So if we wanted to strike back, you would be utterly defenseless. However, we don’t give a lion or snake’s tail or even an eagle’s wing about that. Do us a favor a hush it — leave us be. If you also dare to come to my ask with a Hufflepuff joke, I will put you to shame — just saying. I’m not trying to be mean because my energy isn’t worth that. It’s out of utter annoyance. I will shame you. You don’t want a Hufflepuff enemy.

GPOY! GUYS. YOU GUISE! MY FRIEND FINISHED MY HUFFLEPUFF SCARF! YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE JOY THAT HAS TAKEN OVER MY BODY! Well, me taking so many pictures of myself should say I guess XD. This is officially really creepy but that’s okay because I am so EXCITED right now!